As I write this article I’m holding a hairdryer in my other hand, trying to melt a block of frozen soup away from its non-microwavable container. I’m sure my ancestors had a better system, but then again they didn’t have freezers. Often unconscious of the fact that Caveman Joe, Erik the Beardless and Sophie Hairdryer…
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The Breakfast Club Writing Routine
As I ‘discreetly’ mentioned in my last post, my 2020 writing goals have fallen somewhat by the wayside (and the roadside); with cackling, smug weeds growing through the cracks. I realised a while ago that simple routines are more effective. And yet the amount of writing I’ve been expecting from myself this year has probably…
Travelling Tips for Fiction Writers
Although many authors travel abroad for the intention of research, I wanted to explore the way in which we can expand our writing horizons when it’s not our main intention. Whether it’s a family holiday or a weekend getaway, there’s always an opportunity to collect information that can be used later: in the form of…
How to Write Fiction Like an Ancient Egyptian
Note: as written in the credits of my favourite programme Ghost Adventures, this article is for entertainment purposes only (see below for references). What do you think of when I say the words: ‘Ancient Egypt’? Perhaps you’re imagining the Great Pyramid of Giza, stately, protective cats; maybe even the vibrant hieroglyphs on the walls of…
What I Keep in My Writer’s Notebook
My writer’s notebook is ‘pulchritudinous.’ Wait. What? I just found out that this is another word for ‘beautiful’ and just had to squeeze it in somewhere. Who would’ve known there was such an ugly word for something so pretty? Anyway, I digress. This post is all about what I put in my notebook, not any…